Travesties by Tom Stoppard
director: Richard Cottrell
Cast: Robert Alexander, Blazey Best, Jonathan Biggins, Peter Houghton, Rebecca Massey, Toby Schmitz, Wendy Strehlow and William Zappa
Sydney Theatre Company at the Drama Theatre, Sydney Opera House
Good ol’ Tom Stoppard. Who else could get away with such historical shenanigans?
A full house. $10 programme – a bit steep? Why do I buy programmes even when I know they’re full of ads and general rubbish? Ah, I think, I’m SUPPORTING THE ARTS! I wave my programme triumphantly in the air, it falls down the back of someone else’s chair, and so there goes ten bucks down the drain…me failing miserably to grapple in the dark to grab hold of the slippery pages in a cavity too small for my hand…

Robert Alexander and Jonathan Biggins in Travesties
Travesties explores the fractured and comic recollections of Henry Carr, general dogsbody of the British consulate in Zurich, 1917. There’s a war on, but he’s living it up in a season of well-cut suits as he attempts to win the favour of Cecily (Rebecca Massey), who works in the library. In his meanderings round Zurich, his story collides with that of James Joyce (Peter Houghton), Tristan Tzara (Toby Schmitz), Lenin (William Zappa) and his wife (Wendy Strehlow), though all is not as it appears.
When I was younger (and didn’t know better) I wrote a play (my very first, not that I knew then it actually a play at all) that, in hindsight, was a bit of an appropriation/homage to Oscar Wilde. I may have even known this at the time, which is perhaps why, even after finishing the play (and even at that age, going through several re-drafts) I decided to do nothing with it. I came up with some good one-liners and a ridiculous plot but in the end, who would want to see my version of Wilde when they could go for the real thing? I returned it do a dusty drawer and moved on.
But perhaps I shouldn’t have. After all, if it’s good enough for Stoppard, as they say…
Oscar Wilde looms large over Travesties. When I say “looms large”, I suppose I mean to say *is* Travesties. So what? Well, Stoppard is quite good at the old playwriting craft (and craftiness) and knows a thing or two about constructing a good night out at the theatre. He subverts but doesn’t upend the apple cart. He melds together historical and fictional “fact” and in doing so provides a good deal of theatrical oomph to the story.
Now I could get down to the basics of the plot, what happens in the play, but I’m not feeling particularly scholarly right at the minute. I saw this play weeks ago but somehow never quite managed to piece together enough to constitute a ‘sort’ of review. Not that this is a reviewing blog by any means, though it seems I am leaning more and more that way.
Biggins is quite clearly having the time of his life in this role, and it is hard not to get taken along for the crazy ride. Despite Carr’s foolishness, Biggins makes his decisions (clouded as they may be by Carr’s ageing memory, forcing everything from different times to collide on the one plane) seem logical. Heck, you’ve had such a good time care of his faulty recollections by the end of the play you don’t really care if he made it all up!
I particularly liked his acting in this short exchange:
Gwendolen: You were a wonderful Goneril at Eton.
Carr: Yes, I know but -
The change here of his facial expression was priceless, as Carr finally realised that acting could entail a whole wardrobe of fun. The combination of ageing Edwardian dandy at home in Wilde’s play but not his own was certainly entertaining, and Biggins captured this very well indeed. (Now I’m taking to ending sentences with “indeed”. I may as well call myself Bernard Shaw and have done with it!)
But sadly at the theatre, there is always more than one performance taking place. There is that which is happening on stage – the performance paid for – and that which is happening off stage in the audience – to all intents and purposes, free.
On this particular occasion, in the early scenes of Travesties something of immense dramatic import (and, possibly, irony) was happening in the row in front of me. I’m sad to say my attention was drawn in these early exchanges not by the witty repartee but by a man nearby picking his nose. Yes. That’s right. PICKING HIS NOSE.
Now I don’t ask for much when I go to the theatre, except maybe a theatre and hopefully people in it. But there’s such a thing as a divide between public and private, isn’t there?
There are people in public, I know,
who undaunted by lights or by show,
pretend that they’re in
their home or some inn
and let fingers pick to and fro.
(Apologies to Stoppard here, but I’m trying to get in the Joycean mood with a limerick of my own concoction. Incidentally the linguistic playfulness of James Joyce was nicely played in Houghton’s suitably madcap but understated performance.)
Back to the man with the spindly finger. Let’s call him Monsieur Nostril, taking the principle that everything sounds better in French (or pseudo-French). What had prompted him to entertain his fingers thus? Perhaps he was carried away by the cerebral repartee and so, in the interests of science, pursued the quickest route to the brain. This unhygenic digging was not, then, inappropriate. Why, it was this man’s desire for immediate introspection that did it – the brain tickled, not the nose! This avenue of self-exploration, sadly out-of-vogue in today’s world, was one lonely sniff in the face of propriety! His follicular fossicking was not an olfactory offence, but rather a cry of individualism!
If it was a single pick or two, perhaps I could have forgotten the whole sorry incident. But as the man continued to forage, hold the nostril amber up to the light and quiz it before rummaging again, I began to feel a combination of outrage and nausea. My inner teenager wanted to get up and cry “Ewwwwww! THAT’S LIKE SO TOTALLY DISGUSTING!”
But enough about Monsieur Nostril. He’s had enough written about him for one day…

Blazey Best and Toby Schmitz in Travesties (credit: Heidrun Löhr)
The performances were equally strong across the board. Blazey Best and Rebecca Massey were well-matched as Gwendolen and Cecily. Massey in particular had excellent comic timing, and certainly gave Biggins a run for his money in the comedy department. Best and Massey were also terrific in the scene where, Gilbert and Sullivan-like, they had to sing to each other a spoof of another scene in The Importance of Being Earnest: “Oh Gwendolen, oh Gwendolen…” (In the text, this sing-song scene takes up over four pages!)
Schmitz’s Tzara was suitably smug and priggish, if not a little prone to over-shouting, but apart from that his performance was great. (As an aside, after seeing him in Rabbit I’m beginning to wonder whether he runs the STC Casting Department when no-one’s looking…!) Incidentally, Schmitz is soon to be in Brendan Cowell’s returning season of Ruben Guthrie at Belvoir, and there have been questions about profit share/casting issues from last year’s B Sharp season, as mentioned here back in March.
I think it’s not said often enough, but there seems to be a tremendous wealth of design talent in the Sydney theatre scene at the moment. And when I say design, I mean sets, costumes, hair and makeup, sound, lighting – the works. The design of Travesties by Michael Scott-Mitchell was no exception: it was brilliantly thought-out – of course the STC has (I assume) a nice little budget to get the whole stage looking good, but anyway.
I was impressed by Luma’s dress in Baghdad Wedding but this feast of costuming brilliance designed by Julie Lynch was just extraordinary. I was particularly taken with the winter coat Massey sports in the briefest of scenes (literally 10 seconds long). She waves a red handkerchief as Lenin and his wife leave by train. Seriously, the coat is worn for 10 seconds. But still someone took the trouble to whip it up on the old sewing machine or whatever. That’s commitment.
What else can I say about this one? The pace is quite fast: at first I was a bit “help!” but actually speed is imperative to Stoppard. He comes across as a bit ponderous to begin with in the opening monologue, but once Biggins got into it more the play really began to take shape.
If I were to find fault with the production at all, it’s this: the ending. Not that the ending itself it bad (it isn’t), but in this production it ended with more whimper than bang, to paraphrase T.S. Eliot. This may have been because Biggins didn’t quite emphasise enough the final part of his speech:
Carr: …I learned three things in Zurich during the war. I wrote them down. Firstly, you’re either a revolutionary or you’re not, and if you’re not you might as well be an artist as anything else. Secondly, if you can’t be an artist, you might as well be a revolutionary…
I forget the third thing.
The only request I make is that there should have been more of a pause before the final sentence, just a quick beat. But this is a very insignificant quibble.
There is something Stoppard does so effortlessly (or seemingly so effortlessly) that other writers just can’t match. I think it’s the ease with which he constructs a complex sentence. What skill! I loved the interwoven strands of The Importance of Being Earnest in Travesties. A nice appropriation. Stoppard’s very good at appropriations, but good in a way that makes them seem fresh, not derivative. He seems to pick out unusual elements from one text and transplant them in another. What skill!
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And speaking of skill, I mentioned previously that Stoppard’s Arcadia is going to be produced in the West End this year with the playwright’s son, Ed Stoppard. Now of course I took all the promotional material too seriously and thought this meant Ed Stoppard would be playing Septimus – but no, it seems he’s playing Valentine (originally played by Sam West, son of Timothy West and Prunella Scales). As for the rest of the Arcadia cast, it’s quite a nice bunch of actors: Samantha Bond, Nancy Carroll, Neil Pearson, Dan Stevens and Lucy Griffiths were the names I recognised, but if the standard of this production is anything like Travesties, the whole cast should be excellent. (more info on the production here).
The only problem with Stoppard is that, if he is done badly, the whole thing doesn’t work. I’m reminded of a production of The Real Thing I saw a few years ago that almost put me off his work completely, despite its cast including a particularly well-known actor!




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